IF you could have a WILD PARTY, what bands would you hire for the gig? What celebrities;(living or dead)......?

(What celebrities) Would you hire as the bouncers, doormen/greeters, waiters/waitress's, bartenders, etc., & where would you choose to have this huge party?-any other ideas? say so! (If it was my party, The Doors, Rolling Stones, As of bartenders; Ozzy, Elvis Presley, Alice Cooper, Marilyn Manson. As of Doormen; Niel Diamond, Robert Plant, Bob Barker. waitress's Marilyn Monroe, Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear, Christy Brinkley...bouncers; Hulk Hugan, Mr. T (lol)-are they still in shape? I'll say any in-shape wresler...